Terrifying Bus Ride

Two groups chartered a double-decker bus to visit the casino in Atlantic City, one group was all blondes and the other was a group from the retirement home. The retirement home group rides on the bottom of the bus. The blonde group rides on the top level.

Soon their journey begins and bottom group is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes he doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs.

Being a fine gentleman, he decides to get up and investigate. When he reaches the top, he finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. He says, "What the heck's going on up here?" We're having a great time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!"

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A Dogged Game of Poker

Shadow Al shows up at our night casino poker game with his dog, Holly. The dog jumps on an empty seat and Al buys him some chips.

As the dealer starts to pass the dog by Al says, "Hey, deal my dog in!" We all look rather askance but we deal him in. To everyone's surprise, the dog picks up the cards and begins to play! After a few hands Groomster says, "Al, that's amazing! Your dog ought to be in the Guinness Book of Records!"

Al says, "Nah, he sees too many flops and is a sucker for a check-raise."

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