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Is it Serious?

A doctor answers his headset and hears the friendly tone of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for casino poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," thought the doctor . As he was putting on his coat, his partner asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, utterly intense," said the physician gravely. "In detail, there are three doctors there already!"

I'll take an Eight

A black jack dealer and a player with a thirteen view in his hand were arguing about about whether it was appropriate to tip the dealer.

The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's burden. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer clearly had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?"

The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the attendant?"

"Yes."

"Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me."

"Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight.