Trip to Las Vegas

Three buddies firm to take their wives on trip for a week in Las Vegas to play in casino. The week flew by, and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at relax and discussed their trip.

The first guy says, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms and hollers 7 come 11 all night and I port't had a sparkle of doze!"

The instant guy says, "I know what you mean... My old lady played blackjack the totality time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers 'hit me light or hit me hard' and I port't had a sparkle of slumber moreover!"

The third guy says, "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the totality time we were there and I waken up each morning with a sore willie and an ass satisfied of quarters."